Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Scream.

HAPPY (almost) HALLOWEEN!  I completely forgot to write on Tuesday, it's been a crazy week, and I apologize.  So, without further adieu, I give you Scream.


Scream is a 1996 slasher directed by Wes Craven.  A lot of people really hate the Scream movies but I love them!  I think the original film is unique, interesting, surprising, and pretty scary at times.  The first time I saw it, I jumped a lot.  Now, after having seen numerous times, it's more funny because it's predictable.

The movie stars Neve Campbell as Sidney, a teenage girl haunted by the killer Ghostface one year after her mothers death.  The movie has a pretty awesome cast including Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Matthew Lillard, Rose McGowan, and a short lived appearance by Drew Barrymore.

The movie pays homage to teen flicks and horror movies, at times poking fun.  They openly discuss the "Rules" to horror movies; if they break rules then someone usually dies.  Ghostface, at times, seems invincible no matter how many times he gets hit over the head or thrown out of a window.  It's silly, of course, but that is how horror movies operate!  And Wes Craven just uses it to his advantage in Scream.

After Scream came the sequel, then another, then another, and then after ten years they decided to make Scream 4!  The absolute best thing about all the sequels is that the actors/characters stayed the same.  A lot of time passed between the first and fourth movies but the actors stuck with it and I think that is admirable.

According to Wiki, Wes Craven has signed on to do a Scream 5 and 6.  Now, the fourth wasn't very good so I'm not really looking forward to these movies.  With that said, I love that the franchise is still going!  There's something kind of sentimental about that.  There was also talk of an MTV show but that would be terrible and I hope that never happens.

So, Scream.  You've heard of it, you've probably seen it, so go watch it!  It's streaming right now on Netflix, tomorrow is Halloween, and this is a good film for the holiday.  Happy Halloween, everybody!!  Here's some scenes from the first movie, enjoy!


Tuesday, October 22, 2013

The Evil Dead & Evil Dead II.

"We're gonna get you, not another peep, time to go to sleep."


In honor of seeing Evil Dead The Musical on Saturday in Massachusetts, I decided to watch the first two Evil Dead movies.  The Musical was SO GREAT.  I highly recommend it for anyone who is a fan of the cult classic because it is hilarious, well-done, and very bloody.  We got to sit right in the front row, of a small venue, in the splatter zone.  I got pretty covered in fake blood, it was dripping down my face.  It was fantastic!


Evil Dead is awesome.  It is an over-the-top, disgusting gore-fest, heart-pounding horror cult classic movie!  And I love it.  The second one was a little confusing for me but I still liked it.  The first one, though, that one has the original Linda.  And Linda laughing and singing is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen in my life.  Ever.  She haunts my dreams.

The original 1981 The Evil Dead stars the one, the only, Bruce Campbell!  Bruce not only stars in the first three movies but also co-produced the movies.  Now, I'll admit, I was a little confused over the hype of Bruce because at first he seems like a nothing character.  However, he somehow keeps surviving.  Even when everyone else dies and comes back to life and dies again, Bruce just keeps getting cooler.  And of course, in the sequel is when Bruce gets his trademark, bad-ass look:


Bruce Campbell plays Ashley "Ash" Williams in all of the Evil Dead movies, including an appearance in the 2013 re-make (I have not yet seen the re-make but I would love to!  I've heard it's pretty great as well.).  The oh so scary Linda is played by Betsy Baker and, judging by what I have seen online, I believe she is quite popular with hardcore fans along with Bruce.  The Evil Dead really has sparked an intense following, even today, 32 years later.

One thing that is great about these movies is the amount of blood used.  There will be a scene where blood just comes gushing out, completely soaking the character.  Then the camera cuts and suddenly all that blood is gone.  It's so great!  I enjoyed the use of props, make-up, fake blood, and effects in these movies, it was very well done in the over-the-top way it was meant to be.  The first film was to be taken seriously but it had a small budget and got pretty campy.  The sequel was purposely comedic and made fun of the first film quite a bit.  I like when directors and actors can make fun of themselves.

Now let's not forget the most important thing about these films: Sam Raimi.  Raimi directed and wrote The Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, and Army of Darkness.  He also wrote, but not directed, the 2013 re-make of Evil Dead and is writing Army of Darkness 2 right now, set to release in 2016.  Raimi has also written and directed Drag Me to Hell, Spider-Man 3, and The Quick and the Dead.  Those are just the ones I've seen of his work, there's more!  He is a talented writer and director and I have enjoyed all his films that I have seen.  He has a particular style and I think it really works.

The Evil Dead and Evil Dead II are streaming right now on Netflix.  So, go check it out, there's plenty of gore to be watched!  Please enjoy creepy Linda in the clip below.



Also, here's a little preview of Evil Dead The Musical, in case you ever want to check that out, too!  It's a bloody good time!


Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Elvira.

I decided it was finally time to watch Elvira: Mistress of the Dark.


The first Elvira movie, directed by , came out in 1988.  Elvira is a different kind of woman, full of spunk with big hair and even bigger boobs.  I had seen the movie on Netflix for a while now but decided to finally watch it after Elvira herself made an appearance on one of my favorite shows, Face Off.

Elvira is played by , who started her career as a Vegas showgirl and still today makes appearances as the famous Mistress of the Dark.  In the movie, Elvira is very outspoken and does not let anyone take advantage of her.  Her sultry, revealing appearance attracts all kinds of creeps but Elvira fights them off.  When she learns of the passing of a long-lost Aunt, Elvira goes to the small town to collect her inheritance and really shakes things up!  The men all love her!  The women think she's trash!  But the teenagers befriend her and stand up for Elvira in this hilariously, dark comedy.

Elvira is definitely a cult movie, as the bizarre plot and outlandish appearance of Elvira is not for everyone.  I really did enjoy this movie quite a bit!  Certainly not my favorite but it is entertaining.

So, give it a try if you've never seen it!  I know it looks weird but it is a great movie.  Elvira will charm you and her large bosoms and revealing outfit won't bother you a bit!  Enjoy!

Watch the trailer below and please notice the part where Elvira uses her chest to bust through the chain on the gate!  I keep laughing about that scene.... 


Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Nine Dead.

Happy October 8th!  Continuing in the horror awesomeness that is October I bring you this week: Nine Dead.



Nine Dead has been available to stream on Netflix for a while now and I watched it because a friend told me how great it was.  I definitely agree that this movie is pretty great, even if Melissa Joan Hart is the biggest name in it.

The movie was released in 2010 and is directed by , whose camera and electrical work includes everything from Spiderman to The Muppets to Little Black Book.  Shadley has had his hand in many great films but Nine Dead was his first and only movie as director.  The film is fairly low-budget, some acting is great while others are quite mediocre, but the plot it interesting.


Nine Dead is about nine strangers who are locked in a basement together.  A hooded man tells them that they have ninety minutes to figure out how they are all connected and he will come back every ten minutes to kill one of them until they figure it out or time is up.  These people have no idea how they are connected and are not given a single clue to help them get started.


 is one of the nine people locked in the basement.  I love Melissa in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that show will always be one of my favorites.  Melissa was huge in her younger days as Clarissa Darling on the Nickelodeon show Clarissa Explains It All and continues to act today.  However, her acting as an adult falls pretty short and I did not particularly like her in Nine Dead.  That could just be because her character is super annoying and bossy, though.  Horror is probably a difficult genre for actors because there is a lot of screaming, crying, limping, and being terrified the entire movie and not everyone is capable of pulling that off.


The only other name I recognize is , who played a detective.  Everyone else is not important so I will not be mentioning them.  You can look it up here yourself if you feel so inclined.


I'm not really sure what else to say about this movie.  Horror is pretty self-explanatory: people will die, it will be gruesome, you might love it or hate it, and the ending will surprise you.  The ending on this one was.... not exactly great.  I won't give anything away but I want you to prepare for possible disappointment,  however if you like horror you should already know how to watch the genre.


So, I hope you enjoy Nine Dead!  It is not a scary, jumpy horror movie but more of a psychological thriller kind of horror.  Plus some gore!  What would horror be without a little (aka. a ton) of gore?


Watch the trailer for Nine Dead below to get a better feel for the movie.  I really think you'll enjoy this one, as I was pleasantly surprised by how much I liked it!




Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Walking Dead.

HAPPY OCTOBER!  October is my favorite month of the year.  Why?  Because the whole month is dedicated to celebrating Halloween!  Halloween is my favorite holiday!  There is just something about Halloween that makes me extraordinarily happy.  The decorations, the celebration, the costumes, and of course the candy.  Also, with October comes Autumn, my favorite season of the year.  I live in Maine and Fall in Maine is gorgeous!  Fall in Maine means cooler weather, beautiful changing leaves, and pumpkin flavored everything.  What's not to like?  So, dressed in plaid flannel and boots all October I will be writing strictly about horror!  I'm hoping to write a new horror post each week of October in celebration of Halloween!  So, to start us off I bring you The Walking Dead.


I admit, I was late jumping on this bandwagon.  The Walking Dead series has been in my Netflix instant queue for at least a year, maybe more if it's even been on Netflix that long.  Finally last week I decided it was time to give it a try.  I'm not really sure why it took me so long to watch but it just never felt right.  But holy-moly I'm glad I finally gave it a shot.

The Walking Dead is AMAZING.  There is so much to talk about and I know I won't even be able to touch on it all.  First of all, let me start by saying how great it is to have a gory horror television series.  Besides American Horror Story, there really are no other horror shows out there.  Which is too bad because horror is a wonderfully disgusting and much loved genre that could be touched on a bit more on television.

This horror/drama series follows a group of people led by former Sheriff Rick Grimes.  I suppose Rick is the main protagonist of the show, as the series started with just him and he is the leader of the group.  The rest of the group does question his authority and decisions from time to time, including his own wife and son, but I find Rick to be a solid leader and his choices for the group usually have a way of working out.

For those of you unfamiliar with the AMC original show The Walking Dead, let me offer a little plot.  The series was created in 2010  by and is basically about a zombie apocalypse.  Though, in the show no one ever refers to them as zombies, they call them "Walkers" and also one group calls them "Biters."  The world, or at least we assume the entire world, somehow gets overtaken by Walkers and most people either die or get turned into a Walker.  It is a creative take on the whole zombie thing, which is a popular topic in horror right now.

The show is totally gruesome and graphic, so if you don't like gore than this is probably not the show for you.  There are some heavy zombie head bashing moments but also quieter human interaction moments.  The acting on The Walking Dead is superb!  The intense fighting or conversation moments between characters are just so well written and acted.

Because there are so many main characters I will list them to help you get a clear picture.  Now, of course with a show like this there are many casualties!  So, some of these characters last a long time, some a short time, and some are not introduced for quite a while.  Here's the main players:

  • Rick Grimes: Played by Andrew Lincoln, is the leader of the group, a decent father and husband though he does like to go off and save the world, and an all around nice guy.
  • Lori Grimes: Played by Sarah Wayne Callies, is Rick's wife, she's kind of annoying but she's a good worker and a solid character.
  • Carl Grimes: Played by Chandler Riggs, Carl is Rick and Lori's son.  He's pretty young but he carries a gun and wants to help, almost to a fault.
  • Glenn Rhee: Played by Steven Yeun, Glenn is one of my favorite characters.  He's the token Asian and a very good guy.
  • Daryl Dixon: Played by Norman Reedus, is my favorite character and will probably be yours as well.  You want to hate him at first but quickly learn he's a super dude.
  • Dale Horvath: Played by Jeffrey DeMunn, is the voice of reason and understanding in the group.  Dale is the group mechanic and is an excellent and willing lookout.
  • Andrea: Played by Laurie Holden, Andrea is kind of annoying and does not listen to people.  She gets herself into trouble by not listening to people like Dale and Michonne.
  • Shane Walsh: Played by Jon Bernthal, Shane pretends to be a good guy but is he really?
  • Merle Dixon: Played by Michael Rooker, Merle quickly gets cut off from the group (get it??) but I always knew he'd be back.  No body, not dead.  That's my slogan for The Walked Dead.
  • Carol Peletier: Played by Melissa McBride, I weirdly really like Carol.  She's a little pathetic at first, well kind of the whole show.  Her husband is a jerk-face but Carol makes it through.  I'm rooting for a relationship between Carol and Daryl.  I'm pretty sure it will happen.
  • Sophia Peletier: Played by Madison Lintz, Sophia is Carol's daughter.  She gets lost in the woods and Daryl stops at nothing to find her.  That's why I think he and Carol will get together, because he cared about Sophia so greatly.
  • Maggie Greene: Played by Lauren Cohan, Maggie is Hershel's daughter and Glenn's love.  She and Glenn immediately fall in love, it's pretty sweet.  She's one of the few female characters I like in the show.
  • Hershel Greene: Played by Scott Wilson, Hershel is cool!  At first I wasn't sure about him, he seemed kind of mean and harsh.  But he quickly becomes a total bad-ass.
  • Beth Greene:  Played by Emily Kinney, Beth is Hershel's younger daughter.  Her character is fairly minor but she's always there.  I have a feeling she'll somehow become more focused upon.
  • Michonne: Played by Danai Gurira, Michonne is AWESOME.  I liked her the second the saw her slice a Walker's head off with her sword.  Oh yeah, she carries a SWORD.  It does not get any cooler than a sword.
  • The Governor: Played by David Morrissey, this guy is a total DB (douche bag, for those of you who don't know what that stands for).  I hate him because he's crooked but pretends to be perfect. 
  • T-Dog: Played by IronE Singleton, T-Dog is just a good man.  Super nice, puts his life in jeopardy for others and has a very unfortunate nickname.  I mean, T-Dog, really?  How much more stereotypical can you get for the token black man of the show?  Geesh.
I hope that's everybody important!  There are tons of characters, as you can see.  Something neat about The Walking Dead, if you look at the cast on IMDB, it lists people as "Walker" and they'll be in like thirteen episodes which I think is super cool.  They don't just have random people every single time they need Walkers, they use the same actors over and over.  How cool must that job be?  Sit around for a few hours, get made up into a zombie, then walk around making gross noises!  Sounds fun to me!

The Walking Dead can be complicated and there is a lot of story-line that happens fairly quickly, so I don't want to go into any more detail on the show.  I suggest you check it out if you haven't already.  The first three seasons are streaming on Netflix!  Netflix actually just added the third season a couple days ago, I'm assuming because the fourth season will be starting soon on AMC.  So you better get caught up now!  I'm almost finished the third season and I KNOW a lot will happen.  I honestly cannot rave enough about his awesome horror show.  Go check it out and as always, enjoy!  Here's a clip about season four!